Vintage Raccoon 'Came for the Carbs' Tee

Vintage edgy streetwear graphic of a manic, bloodshot-eyed trash-art cartoon raccoon hunched over with a feral expression, frantically stuffing dinner rolls, pumpkin pie, and mashed potatoes into its mouth with both hands, messy food crumbs and butter dripping. Bold distressed vintage display lettering reading "CAME FOR THE CARBS" integrated arched across the top, and a cracked banner across the bottom reading "LEAVE ME OUT OF THE DRAMA". 1980s underground comic book linework, bold expressive ink contours, distressed vintage screenprint texture, warm retro colors. Centered composition on an isolated solid clean black background, high contrast t-shirt vector design, apparel print ready with clear readable text.