Y2K Emo Capybara WHATEVER

Create a funny vintage grunge graphic featuring a deadpan capybara sitting with terrible posture and looking completely uninterested in everything. Style the capybara like an early-2000s emo teenager with dramatic black side bangs, black eyeliner, a striped scarf, studded wristbands and wired headphones connected to a tiny old MP3 player. Surround it with scratched stars, broken hearts, distressed checkerboard fragments and messy doodles. Add huge distressed text reading “WHATEVER.” with smaller text underneath reading “I DON’T EVEN CARE”. Use a washed denim blue, chocolate brown, faded mustard, charcoal black and antique cream palette. Give the capybara a blue-and-mustard striped scarf, washed denim headphones and faded mustard typography with charcoal shadows. Sun-faded thrift-store tee aesthetic, vintage Y2K alternative graphic, cracked ink, rough halftones, imperfect printing, faded pigments, transparent background, isolated design, no mockup, no gradients.