He's From Texas — Vintage Horror Poster

A vintage horror movie poster parody featuring a menacing figure in a tattered brown apron and dirty white shirt, gripping a large chainsaw in a threatening pose. The figure has wild, matted hair and a grimy, weathered appearance. Behind the character is an eerie rural Texas farmhouse with an old windmill, weathered wooden fence, dry grass, and a dusty countryside landscape, illustrated in distressed sepia tones. At the top, prominently display the exact words “HE’S FROM TEXAS” in bold, distressed vintage horror lettering, with two small white stars flanking the word “FROM.” At the bottom, prominently display the exact words “I CAN TELL” using a combination of aged white and burnt-orange typography. Warm browns, faded oranges, cream, charcoal black, and sepia tones, retro 1970s grindhouse horror poster aesthetic, weathered ink, faded screen-print texture, scratches, grain, distressed details, dramatic shadows, high contrast, aged and worn appearance. Keep the entire illustration and typography grouped into one centered poster-style composition, filling most of the canvas while leaving a clearly visible, even border of clean white negative space around all four sides. Nothing touches or extends beyond the edges, no cropping, isolated design on a white background, print-ready t-shirt graphic.