Retro Alien Abduction Tee

Create a funny retro-vintage alien abduction t-shirt graphic on a clean white background. Feature a classic metallic flying saucer hovering over a dense nighttime pine forest with rugged mountains in the distance. A glowing pale-lime tractor beam shines downward and lifts a bewildered black-and-white cow into the air, legs dangling awkwardly while it looks directly toward the viewer. Add a crescent moon, scattered stars, tiny sparkles and layered evergreen trees. Across the top, use huge arched distressed 1970s western-serif typography reading “ABDUCTION” in weathered dark forest green. At the bottom use bold condensed vintage lettering reading “TAKE ONLY MEMORIES”, followed by loose retro script reading “Leave the Cows.” Use dark forest green, pale alien lime, muted teal, antique cream and black. Heavy distressed ink, rough halftone shading, hand-drawn engraving details, imperfect screen-print edges, vintage 1970s paranormal souvenir tee aesthetic, funny rather than scary, isolated composition, no border, no badge, no sign shape, no mockup, no gradients.