Minimal Clinical-Humor POD PNG

Create one original, production-ready POD PNG featuring Minimal clinical-humor typography with a new hierarchy and tiny evidence-chart accents. Render the exact visible wording “THAT WASN'T VERY EVIDENCE BASED OF YOU” exactly once, letter-for-letter, with no added, removed, or substituted words. Preserve only the verified market signals—audience, subject, broad composition type, palette, and mood—while using a materially independent layout, illustration, proportions, and supporting details. Centered print-friendly composition, readable hierarchy where text exists, limited 3–5 color palette, coherent anatomy, crisp edges, and light screen-print texture. TRUE TRANSPARENT BACKGROUND with no white or colored rectangle, no garment or product mockup, no scene, and no drop shadow. Single design only; no personalization, custom fields, bundles, sets, trademarked characters, official logos or insignia, seller branding, signatures, or watermarks.