Glam Thanksgiving Turkey Portrait

Create an extravagant fashion-editorial turkey portrait with dramatic feathers painted in deep teal, peacock blue, turquoise, smoky navy, copper, champagne, and small touches of ivory. Give the feathers exaggerated sweeping brushstrokes resembling couture plumage. Add oversized metallic copper cat-eye sunglasses with turquoise rhinestones and dark smoky lenses. Give the turkey an enormous statement necklace featuring turquoise stones, champagne diamonds, and antique copper settings. Her expression should say she is completely offended anyone would consider putting her on a dinner table. Add the exact phrase: “TOO FABULOUS TO BE THE MAIN COURSE.” Make “TOO FABULOUS” sweeping teal retro script, “TO BE THE” small copper condensed serif lettering, and “MAIN COURSE.” huge peacock-blue vintage block typography with copper shadowing. Fashion-forward, eccentric, glamorous, humorous Thanksgiving illustration, expressive watercolor-acrylic texture, crisp white background.