Turkey Diva Thanksgiving T-Shirt Graphic

Create a quirky hand-painted turkey diva with dramatically layered feathers in muted sage green, eucalyptus, creamy ivory, terracotta, caramel brown, and mustard gold. Use loose watercolor-acrylic brushwork with messy layered feathers and slightly distressed vintage texture. Give the turkey a smug expression with oversized sage-green sunglasses featuring tiny tortoiseshell markings, plus a huge multi-strand pearl necklace with amber and golden gemstones. Add the exact phrase: “I’M JUST HERE FOR THE SIDES.” Make “I’M JUST HERE” chunky terracotta vintage lettering, “FOR THE” small handwritten black script, and “SIDES.” dramatically oversized mustard retro serif lettering. Add little hand-painted stars, funky dots, tiny sparkles, and loose brushstroke accents around the typography. Trendy Thanksgiving boutique T-shirt graphic, sophisticated farmhouse-meets-retro aesthetic, pure white background.