Funny Office Christmas Poster Set

Create exactly FIVE separate flat graphic artworks on one wide 3:2 landscape canvas. SUB-NICHE: Funny adult office Christmas and coworker roles. BACKGROUND: Perfectly uniform solid pure black background, edge to edge. LAYOUT: Arrange three equally sized artworks across the top row and two equally sized artworks centered across the bottom row. Give all five the same approximate height, visual weight and scale. Maintain generous black spacing and wide outer safety margins. Nothing may overlap, touch the edges or become cropped. ARTWORK 1 — TOP LEFT: Main text: “HOLIDAY PARTY PLANNER” Small text: “Office Events Department” Footer: “OFFICE CHRISTMAS CREW” Illustration: clipboard containing a small Christmas checklist and two sparkle stars. Palette: warm ivory dominant, evergreen and antique gold. Use very little red. ARTWORK 2 — TOP CENTER: Main text: “COOKIE BREAK COORDINATOR” Small text: “Snack Department” Footer: “OFFICE CHRISTMAS CREW” Illustration: coffee mug with two Christmas cookies. Palette: warm ivory dominant, Christmas red and antique gold. Use very little green. ARTWORK 3 — TOP RIGHT: Main text: “REPLY-ALL SURVIVOR” Small text: “Email Department” Footer: “OFFICE CHRISTMAS CREW” Illustration: envelope with several small reply arrows and one snowflake. Palette: warm ivory dominant, Christmas red and antique gold. Use very little green. ARTWORK 4 — BOTTOM LEFT: Main text: “MEETING ESCAPE ARTIST” Small text: “Unavailable Until January” Footer: “OFFICE CHRISTMAS CREW” Illustration: office calendar with a crossed-out meeting and tiny holly leaves. Palette: deep evergreen dominant, Christmas red, antique gold and dark brown. Use very little ivory. ARTWORK 5 — BOTTOM RIGHT: Main text: “OUT-OF-OFFICE EXPERT” Small text: “Holiday Mode Activated” Footer: “OFFICE CHRISTMAS CREW” Illustration: computer keyboard with an oversized escape key wearing a small evergreen Santa hat. Palette: warm ivory dominant, evergreen and antique gold. Use very little red. AESTHETIC: Original 2026 vintage workplace-superlative Christmas style. Use bold condensed office-poster lettering with smaller retro typewriter-inspired text. Use clean vector-like illustrations, thick printable lines and solid colors. Add restrained stars, paper clips, tiny snowflakes, short divider lines and minimal holly accents. IMPORTANT: Display only five isolated typography-and-illustration compositions directly against the single black canvas. Do not place rectangles, cards, panels, award plaques, boxes, colored blocks or solid background shapes behind an artwork. Exactly five artworks. Include every requested phrase exactly once with flawless spelling. Every design must contain “OFFICE CHRISTMAS CREW.” No people, office rooms, desks, product photography, scenery, individual backgrounds, brands, copyrighted characters, watermarks, gradients, shadows, glow, distressing, thin fragile details or additional wording.