Vintage Typography Graphic T-Shirt Design

Create a graphic t-shirt design in 1080x1080 square format with a #D3D3D3 background, vector format, solid colors only, subtle vintage distress, and strong intentional negative space, optimized specifically for placement on a graphic t-shirt. Use a typography-first centered composition with a narrow vertical footprint, keeping the full design compact and surrounded by generous empty space so it prints like a bestseller chest graphic rather than a poster. Set “I HATE BEING THIS” in smaller uppercase sans-serif at the top, “Good” as the oversized hero word in a bold flowing script, and “AT BLEACHER SITTING” beneath in large distressed condensed block letters, with a small supporting line “BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT” if needed for visual balance. Use off-white as the primary ink with optional faded navy accents, and keep everything neatly stacked and fully contained within the center of the frame.