Bathroom Priority T-Shirt Design

1080x1080 square graphic t-shirt design with a #D3D3D3 background, text-based layout only, huge bold scoreboard typography reading “BP... BATHROOM PRIORITY,” simple centered composition, one clear joke, readable from 10 feet away, solid muted colors only, using deep burgundy and cream ink, vector format, high contrast, clean negative space, no gradients, no illustrations, no tiny text, entire design fully contained within the frame.