Vintage Baseball Typography Tee Design

6. 1080x1080 square graphic t-shirt design with a #D3D3D3 background, text-based layout only, large bold baseball-inspired typography reading “SLIDE... SLOWLY LOSING IT, DUDE, EVERYDAY,” simple centered composition, one clear joke, easy to read from 10 feet away, clean vintage sports aesthetic, solid muted colors only, using dark navy and muted mustard ink, vector format, strong contrast, subtle negative space, no gradients, no icons, no detailed graphics, entire design fully inside the frame with no cropping or cut-off elements.