Retro Grand Slam Baseball T-shirt Design

10. 1080x1080 square graphic t-shirt design with a #D3D3D3 background, text-based layout only, bold retro baseball headline typography reading “GRAND SLAM,” with supporting text “WHAT MY RECLINER DOES,” simple stacked composition, one clear joke, readable from 10 feet away, solid muted colors only, using dark brown, cream, and muted red ink, vector format, high contrast, built-in negative space, no gradients, no complex illustration, no small unreadable text, entire design contained within the frame with no cropping.