Vintage Sports-Stat T-Shirt Design

2. 1080x1080 square graphic t-shirt design with a #D3D3D3 background, text-based layout only, large bold sports-stat typography reading “WAR... WALKING’S A RISK,” simple centered design, readable from 10 feet away, one clear joke, subtle vintage baseball scoreboard influence, solid muted colors only, using charcoal black and faded red ink, vector format, high contrast, built-in negative space, no gradients, no illustrations, no tiny text, full graphic contained inside the frame.