Sarcastic Baseball T-Shirt Design

Pitch Please — A sarcastic baseball t-shirt design in 1080x1080 square format with a #D3D3D3 background, vector format, solid colors only, featuring “PITCH PLEASE” in a bold centered composition designed with lots of negative space for a clean chest-print placement; use “PITCH” in arched distressed red-orange varsity lettering at the top, leave visible open space between the two words, and make “PLEASE” large in cream block letters below with a subtle flat navy shadow; place a small baseball icon between the words or slightly below the main text, using simple stitch marks and minimal motion lines without overcrowding the typography; the mood should feel funny, confident, and sporty, with high contrast, solid inks only, light vintage distressing, no gradients, no heavy background badge, and every element fully contained within the 1080x1080 frame.