Light-Shirt Vector Quote T-Shirt Design

Create a light-shirt optimized vector t-shirt design for a WHITE, IVORY, CREAM, SAND, or LIGHT HEATHER GREY shirt saying 'I Came. I Saw. I Got Overstimulated.'. This is the lighter-shirt variant of the original darker-shirt design. Style: classic quote parody. Key visual: large centered serif with small distressed texture. Use darker ink and mid-tone accents so the artwork remains readable on pale fabric. Light-shirt palette: Deep espresso #2B211D, burnt terracotta #A85238, muted teal #2F6F73, dusty plum #6E4B67, optional tiny cream highlight #F7F0DF only inside dark shapes. Typography: chunky retro serif headline + clean rounded sans subtext. Keep the design flat, clean, DTG-ready, transparent background, high contrast against light apparel, readable at thumbnail size, balanced negative space, max two font styles. Do not use white, cream, or pale yellow as the primary lettering color because it will disappear on light shirts. No photorealistic mockups, no blank t-shirt templates, no medical claims, no copyrighted characters. No medical claims; avoid diagnosis language; avoid Disney/Pixar/Inside Out; keep first-person or self-aware, not mocking. Light variant QA: test on white and ivory mockups; primary text must be dark enough for mobile thumbnail readability; avoid pale-on-pale ink.