Sleepy Cactus Bodybuilding T-Shirt Design

Create one standalone 2K square POD t-shirt print on a plain white background. Strange bodybuilding pun design featuring a sleepy cactus doing bicep curls with two tiny dumbbells, wearing wrist wraps and an unimpressed face. Bold readable text: “PRICKLY BUT PROGRESSIVE”. Use desert green, faded orange, cream, muted clay, and thick dark outline. Text must be colored with outline, not plain black or plain white. Print-ready vector style, no shadows, no gradients, no glow.