Weird Fitness Food T-Shirt Design

Create one standalone 2K square POD t-shirt print on a plain white background. Weird fitness food design featuring a dramatic slice of lasagna doing a farmer’s carry with two kettlebells, looking sweaty and resentful. Bold readable text: “LAYERED WITH REGRET”. Use tomato red, pasta gold, cream, basil green, and thick dark outline. Text must be colored with outline, not plain black or plain white. Clean vector-style layout, no shadows, no gradients, no glow.