Deadpan Typography T-Shirt Design

A vibrant vector t-shirt design with a dark background saying "I FOUND INNER PEACE. THEN I MISSED AN EASY NET SHOT." in the style of deadpan typography with the second sentence slightly smaller like a confession. The design should embody the essence of the phrase and artistically integrate the text with the design. NO photorealistic mockups. NO blank t-shirt templates. Flat graphic design ready for DTG printing. High contrast, clean spacing, readable at thumbnail size. Cream on dark, clean sans-serif, comedic timing via line break. no tshirt mockups, only the design. don't add image of buddha