Vibrant T-Shirt Design with Sarcastic Quote

A vibrant vector t-shirt design with a dark background saying "ATTACHMENT IS THE ROOT OF SUFFERING" in elegant serif with "also bad wi-fi" added as a handwritten annotation beneath. Style of sacred text with sarcastic margin note. Two fonts: refined serif + casual script. Single color — cream on dark. The disrespectful annotation IS the Snark & Sage brand.