Retro Floppy Disk Sunset Illustration

Create a retro-inspired illustration featuring a large, stylized 3.5-inch floppy disk tilted at an angle, drawn with bold, simplified shapes and lightly distressed texture to give it a vintage, worn appearance. Place the floppy disk in front of a wide, semicircular sunset made of horizontal stripes in muted retro colors such as faded orange, mustard yellow, tan, teal, and muted red. Add a silhouette of a pine forest along the lower edge of the sunset to reinforce the nostalgic outdoors aesthetic. Incorporate playful, curved text above the design reading “I KEEP ALL MY DAD JOKES,” and add matching text below the illustration reading “IN A DAD-A-BASE,” both in bold, retro-style lettering with subtle weathering. Keep all elements cleanly arranged on a crisp white background.