Sarcastic Women's Christmas Goose Design

Take this design style and change it to work for a sarcastic women’s Christmas theme. Have the text say “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right — Merry Christmas.” Show one goose wearing a Santa hat, proudly explaining while baby geese roll their eyes. Keep it festive and funny. Make the background solid medium gray for clear contrast and easy background removal. Avoid any glowing or light effects — keep all elements solid and printable.