Grumpy Bulldog with Coffee Mug

grumpy bulldog sitting beside a coffee mug on a rustic wooden table, furrowed brows, tired eyes, droopy jowls, humorous sarcastic vibe, warm latte and caramel tones with watercolor coffee stains and splashes in the background, semi-realistic digital illustration style with detailed fur and expressive face, cozy brown gradient background, cinematic light reflection on the cup, artistic painterly texture, space for French text: « Le café… parce que le meurtre, c’est mal. »