A tongue-in-cheek military-style theme featuring a cartoon-style minivan in camo colors, weaving through a chaotic parking lot. Add fun icons like cones, backpacks, and “yield to tears” signs. The phrase “Another year, another parking lot war” should be written in a bold, rugged font, like a mock battlefield slogan. Keep the tone humorous but gritty, like a parody of a serious mission briefing.