Create a vintage retro-style monochromatic design on a transparent background. Draw a bold, cartoon-style white goose standing proudly with its wings crossed, giving off a tough, unbothered attitude. Use thick, slightly distressed black outlines and simple shading to create a classic retro look. The entire design should be monochromatic (black and white only, or dark gray tones if shading is needed). Place the bold retro text "FLOCK AROUND" above the goose and "AND FIND OUT" below the goose in a chunky, distressed vintage font. Keep the vibe gritty but playful — perfect for a rebellious, funny novelty shirt. Minimal or no background, slight texture or grain is okay to enhance the retro feel.